Director Ann Puckett and Associate Dean Paul Kurtz report that they've received lots of positive feedback on the newly designated ultra-quiet zone on the first floor of the Law Library Annex. Prof. Puckett says that she's delighted the sound of roof repair is drowning out the loud talking of law students. Ms. Puckett was reportedly overheard saying, "I'm going to see if I can drag this thing out at least until law school finals are over." Dean Kurtz noted that students particularly seem to enj oy the smell of burnt asphalt. "I'm still trying to figure out how we can get that same smell over in the faculty library," said Dean Kurtz.
In an effort to crack down on food and drink policy violators, the Law Library will be renovating the facilities. Prof. Puckett, Law Library Director said, "I don't think I made it clear in my policy statement, but water is considered a drink." Apparently many students have questioned why they can't have water in bottles while studying in the Law Library. Ms. Puckett was persuaded by the arguments of students that water in the water fountains is no different than water in sealed bottles. Conse quently, beginning April 1, all water fountains will be removed from the Law Library. We are contemplating similar actions for the restrooms. On a similar note, Ms. Puckett is considering legal action against Lexis/Nexis for the recent distribution of "bonafide, straight from Ohio" Lexis/Nexis bottled water in the Law Library.
You asked for it. You got it. In response to requests to increase the RAM on lab PCs, we're planning an upgrade. Beginning April 1 all color 486 PCs will be replaced with IBM Selectric typewriters. Computer Services Librarian Carol Watson said, "I've been trying to figure out how to prevent viruses in the Lab. This ought to really cut down on the virus outbreaks we've been having. Also, it will be a lot easier for students to type envelopes. Envelope printing is an issue that has been previo usly ignored by this law school. I'm delighted."
Although the Law Library has plans to improve the copy room facilities, third years need not fret. As in previous years, copicards will be available for third years to keep as sentimental mementos of your law school career. Preserve those law scho ol memories of endless photocopying. "But don't store them in your eelskin wallet next to your credit card!" warns Margaret McGrath.
Ok, Ok . . . if you've read this far, you've probably figured out that it's April Fool's. We enjoyed the opportunity to poke fun at ourselves. The rest of the newsletter is serious. We promise.
Don't forget we are planning to offer advanced legal research courses on April 10, 11, 12, and 13, from 6 to 8 p.m. Sessions will be held in classroom I. Each session will address a discrete topic, so that students may choose to participate in o nly those sessions that interest them. Classes will cover book research only. The first hour of each class will be a discussion of theory and sources; the second hour will be practical application with one-on-one assistance by librarians. Class partici pation is limited to 30 students. Sign-up sheets are at the Circulation Desk. Topics to be covered are:
Federal Legislative History Monday, April 10 Federal Administrative Law (excluding tax) Tuesday, April 11 Federal Tax Law Wednesday, April 12 Short Cuts: how to increase your efficiency Thursday, April 13
Westlaw and Lexis are offering summer associate training courses. You don't have to have a job to sign up! Please sign-up in advance in the Westlaw and Lexis labs. Classes will be offered at the following dates and times:
Westlaw Summer Associate Training
Tuesday, April 4 11:30 a.m. - 12:20 p.m.
12:30 p.m. - 1:20 p.m.
2:30 p.m. - 1:20 p.m.
2:30 p.m. - 3:20 p.m.
3:30 p.m. - 4:20 p.m.
Wednesday, April 5 11:30 a.m. - 12:20 p.m.
12:30 p.m. - 1:20 p.m.
2:30 p.m. - 1:20 p.m.
2:30 p.m. - 3:20 p.m.
3:30 p.m. - 4:20 p.m.
Thursday, April 6 11:30 a.m. - 12:20 p.m.
12:30 p.m. - 1:20 p.m.
2:30 p.m. - 1:20 p.m.
2:30 p.m. - 3:20 p.m.
3:30 p.m. - 4:20 p.m.
Westlaw Judicial Clerk Training
Friday, April 7 10:30 a.m. - 11:20 a.m.
11:30 a.m. - 12:30 p.m.
12:30 p.m. - 1:20 p.m.
Lexis Summer Associate Training
Wednesday, April 5 3:00 p.m. - 4:00 p.m.
Thursday, April 6 6:00 p.m. - 7:00 p.m.
Lexis Cost Benefit Training
Wednesday, April 5 4:00 p.m. - 4:30 p.m.
Thursday, April 6 5:30 p.m. - 6:00 p.m.
Lexis Basic Review
Wednesday, April 5 5:00 p.m. - 6:00 p.m.
Thursday, April 6 3:00 p.m. - 4:00 p.m.
Lexis Advanced Review
Wednesday, April 5 6:00 p.m. - 7:00 p.m.
Thursday, April 6 4:00 p.m. - 5:00 p.m.